Pedometers

Does everyone remember when they were kids and they would eat cereal as much as their parents would let them, and there would inevitably be a gift inside the cereal box? That gift was 7 out of 10 times a pedometer. You clipped it on your shoes and then walked around and had it count your steps. Kids loved them, adults used them to lose weight, and some of us clipped them on our toy poodles.

Regardless, this weekend my trendy friends in Los Angeles were all wearing one of these:

This is the Garmin version of the "FitBit." Nike makes one as well. As does FitBit. You wear it and it tracks your steps, sleep, activity, heart rate, and how many times you checked to see if you could actually find the Fappening nudie pics. (Joking). Anyways, THESE ARE SO OUT THEY'RE IN. Are you kidding me America? You're wearing glorified pedometers. I kind of want one.